2006 Annual Report
Seasons greetings from your friends at Axis Investment and Property Consulting!
It was an eventful year here at Axis International Headquarters tucked away in majestic Aloquoen Valley of southwestern Canada. We had our share of ups and downs this last year, like the unexpected gains in the fourth quarter in our saffron quadrant bringing millions of dollars to our investors while our former CEO Stan Blakestrom was brought to financial ruin by investing his personal fortune in a competitors misguided business venture. We here at Axis are pleased to bid good riddance to bad rubbish, as we were planning to do a little spring cleaning at the beginning of this next fiscal year anyway.
Acting quickly to fill the vacancy at the helm, the Axis board of trustees quickly appointed Stephanie Blakeman-Shermans as our new commander in chief. Stephanie was formerly the Vice President of Personnel Redundancy Control in our Zurich branch and will be replaced in her old position by Meginn Ellen-Evie-Beyer-Wright-Nordstrom, former manager of our El Paso Exploratory Combustibles Department.
In other company news, our resident director of detail management in our Vision Division Andres Cabernet Sauvignon will be taking personal leave effective January 15 to work on his manifesto, What If You Could Judge A Book By Its Cover: One Man’s Journey To Personal Freedom. Taking his place will be our former Financial Risk Management Advisor Jonathon Bar-El-Guiermo, fresh out of a quick stint at the Betty Ford clinic for a gambling addiction.
Other than that, it will business as usual this following year at Axis International Headquarters. As always, we are optimistic and anticipatory of success as we expand our financial sphere of influence into the next millennium. We hope you will join us here where, as you already know, your money starts working for you.
Warmly,
Axis Investment Management and Property Consulting Board of Trustees
It was an eventful year here at Axis International Headquarters tucked away in majestic Aloquoen Valley of southwestern Canada. We had our share of ups and downs this last year, like the unexpected gains in the fourth quarter in our saffron quadrant bringing millions of dollars to our investors while our former CEO Stan Blakestrom was brought to financial ruin by investing his personal fortune in a competitors misguided business venture. We here at Axis are pleased to bid good riddance to bad rubbish, as we were planning to do a little spring cleaning at the beginning of this next fiscal year anyway.
Acting quickly to fill the vacancy at the helm, the Axis board of trustees quickly appointed Stephanie Blakeman-Shermans as our new commander in chief. Stephanie was formerly the Vice President of Personnel Redundancy Control in our Zurich branch and will be replaced in her old position by Meginn Ellen-Evie-Beyer-Wright-Nordstrom, former manager of our El Paso Exploratory Combustibles Department.
In other company news, our resident director of detail management in our Vision Division Andres Cabernet Sauvignon will be taking personal leave effective January 15 to work on his manifesto, What If You Could Judge A Book By Its Cover: One Man’s Journey To Personal Freedom. Taking his place will be our former Financial Risk Management Advisor Jonathon Bar-El-Guiermo, fresh out of a quick stint at the Betty Ford clinic for a gambling addiction.
Other than that, it will business as usual this following year at Axis International Headquarters. As always, we are optimistic and anticipatory of success as we expand our financial sphere of influence into the next millennium. We hope you will join us here where, as you already know, your money starts working for you.
Warmly,
Axis Investment Management and Property Consulting Board of Trustees
posted by Axis Investments and Properties Consulting at 8:30 PM
